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Erm, okay, seems this site has become somewhat popular.
Nearly two years from the '04 election and it's STILL popular!
God in Heaven, what's wrong with you people?!
Come to think of it, what's wrong with me?
Yeah...at any rate, you lot are eating my bandwidth faster than that Japanese guy who sucked down 50+ hot dogs in whatever frighteningly short time frame he did such a thing.
Lucky for me that my host provides obscene amounts of the stuff.
Standard disclaimer:None of this is real, nor is it really based on reality. If you think it's real, lean over here so I can slap you sillier than Cheney slaps Saddam in Chapter six with my Clue By Four.
To the candidates: I am SO sorry for this...but c'mon, they're just Sims, and on some level it really is rather funny.
Um..so..don't sue me.
Or sic the Secret Service on me.
I'd hate to have to Sim that whole fiasco.
*snerk*
UPDATE: 2/24/06
Several people have e-mailed to ask me whether or not this site will be updated any further. Chances are that it won't.
This is for a small number of reasons including, but not limited to:- The site was created as a way for me to deal with election year burnout; the election year is over, and while I'm still dreadfully unhappy with the results, it just really isn't funny enough to keep updating it.- Best to quit a project before it goes stale and becomes overly repetitive.- I finally got fed up with Windows after using it since 3.0 was released. Having moved over to using a real computer with a properly stable OS I simply haven't bothered to buy the Mac version of Sims 2. Yes, I suppose I could use one of my husband's PCs to play, but go on back up to the first reason. It's just not that funny anymore. Ha ha, SimBush did something stupid! ZOMG, Sim!Kerry and Sim!Edwards are making out again and Sim!Saddam got into a fistfight with Sim!Cheney AGAIN!So, have fun with the site as it is; the thing still gets close to 100 hits per day for some odd reason, so people are still finding it amusing. That really is great, and I do appreciate that it's a fairly popular site, but its lifespan is up and it won't be updated.On to the content!The 2004 election has convinced me that I live in a country full of morons. Bush is utterly incompetent, and you dimwits voted for him anyway.
Yeah, thanks for totally screwing the US and the world over.
Braindead idiots. Gee, and you're only starting to see NOW that he's not capable of doing anything right? What's that? "Lowest approval ratings of any second term president"?
Right. We're up to ten pages now. I've resurrected Sim!Dubya. He's dressed all presidental like, but oddly enough he's still as much of a dip as he was in his first Sim!Life.
Enjoy the site!
This is George W. Bush.
This is John F. Kerry.
Because I am an easily bored and somewhat sadistic person, they have been forced to live together in the same house. I only micromanage when my Sim people are seriously screwing up, in these shots, the candidates' actions are their own. Woo!
A rare moment of tranquility, in which George isn't doing something to utterly disgust or piss off John.
This, unfortunately, does not last as George gets it in his head to cook some toaster pastries. It does not end well. George, being the Take Charge Texas kind of guy that he is does not call the fire department, but instead tries to fix his blunder himself. Things go from bad to worse and the fire spreads.
Well, John has finally had enough of this asshattery; it's clear that George isn't getting anywhere. The fire he started and is now trying to extinguish has raged out of control and threatens the entire house! John, being the sensible man that he is, calls the fire department.
"Dammit George, how #*&($! hard is it to cook a TOASTER PASTRY?!"
The fire out, our two candidates swear a bit then go off to their respective bathrooms to clean up. George is still very unhappy about being shouted at, and it shows.
"Stupid liberal Kerry, like he could have done any better. Making toaster pastries is hard work!"
"Man, George is the surpeme asshat of all asshattery. What kind of screwup can cause a fire with a toaster pastry! What an idiot! Hahahahahaha!"
Baths completed, our two heros decide a nap is in order. George, being the lazy sort that he is, cannot be arsed to go up to his own bedroom.
"Eeeew, gross, I am NOT getting into the same bed as GEORGE!"
Reluctantly, John Kerry trudged his weary bones upstairs to sleep in the other bedroom.
...a few hours later...
"Okay George, let me explain what you need to do in case of a fire...now, be a good boy and listen well, mmkay? If you do, you get a cookie!"
"YAY! I like cookies! Laura doesn't let me have any though; she says they ain't good for me!"
Later that evening, George and John find common ground: Complaining about the neighbors!
George evidently took John's not beating the stuffing out of him as a sign of friendship, and at least one section of his wants meter insisted on staying on either "Tickle John" or "Tell John a Joke"
John, being the fun loving kind of guy that he is, allows George a tickle.
...but in return...OMG! Boredom and mental frustration for George!
...George's biggest "want" right now is to marry a rich Sim, and John is positively loaded.
The end?
Of course not! Go on, and prepare to be frightened.
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