Right!
I promised you lot smut in this chapter, and you'll get it.
Later.

FIRST, I have some very exciting news: SimKerry and SimEdwards have moved in together! George is still on the coffee table, and has taken to haunting the house since there was a bit of *ahem* "WooHoo" taking place.
Evidently George is a jealous ghost. If he doesn't quit tormenting poor Little John, God may have to step in and dispense with the Holy Bitchslapping.
Oddly, Big John always seems surprised and amused to see him. Initially shocked, but laughing afterwards. George doesn't make the spookiest ghost.

Cheney and Edwards have finally met (for the first time! No lie!) as well. They seem to get along marginally well.
Or, at least, well to the point of there not being fist fights.

BUT, before we get there, we'll spend some time at the Cheney house; after his outing at the park, poor Dick once again found himself all alone. *sheds tears*.
Thinking quickly, he picked up the phone and invited Senator Kerry over for some social time. It frightens me that they get along as well as they do.

These two always seem to talk politics.

"WTF? Senator, give me some credit, your record in the Senate is so spotty it could be a Dalmation!"


"Ohhhhh, my physical attendance record; I thought you were talking about the large amounts of work that I actually did. I'm glad we got that cleared up, because I might have had to say uncomfortable things about your daughter had we not!"
"Foiled again!"


Following this there was a bit of an awkward silence, and Cheney, out of absolutely NOWHERE, pounced Kerry and started tickling him!!
What IS it with the Republicans in this game wanting to tickle the poor Senator?!



I'm not sure what they're talking about here, but Kerry sure is animated.
I'm also not sure I'm entirely comfortable with the look Cheney's giving him in the second picture.



It was later decided that a game...I think it's a game...it doesn't look like hand holding really...should be played.


"OMGWTFGROSS!!! You weren't supposed to TOUCH ME you FREAK!! Now I have TEH GAY GERMZ! Must...shower...!!!"
*Raised Senatorial eyebrow*


Note to Cheney: Please stop "appreciating" Kerry. That only leads to horror. We've seen it on pages 2 and 3.


...yeah.

Moving on, we cut back to the Kerry/Edwards house! Initially, when I started taking snapshots, they hadn't moved in together and Little John was just stopping by for a visit.

"Hello Senator Ke--mrmph--!!"
Christ, snap him like a twig, why don't you?


That *cough* enthusiastic greeting aside, the pair wandered into the house for what I hope to GOD was a backrub!


I...don't know what's happening here.


...or here, but evidently they're both enjoying it.
I think Little John was singing. I half expected George to pop out of the urn and scold them for being so noisy.


Wow.
Guess the singing went over well.



Just when you thought things were heating up, who should call to interrupt but the VP.
I can't be sure that this isn't an obscene phone call, given what Cheney's wearing.


For reasons unknown to me, Big John saw fit to think it was a good idea to invite Cheney over. Given his past..ah..entanglements, this was not a pleasing development.
Oddly, there was no eye-bleaching awful smut between the three; just a nice conversation on the couch, something about magic lamps and...dancing.


"Magic?! MAGIC IS EVIL! You're not only a lawyer, but you're a WITCH! BURN!"


Senator Kerry, you're great and all, but you're not Jesus...


"Well I NEVER!" *footstomp* "You two perverts can do things I don't want to think about AFTER I'm gone!"
...and Cheney left. He actually left with big, fat, double negatives above his head.


All right, all right, I told you these hormonally charged Sims would give you some smut and here it is.


Have I mentioned that I love the heart boxers?




Disturbing makeout scene ended, the elder Senator snuggled in for a nap and our cute little one relaxed on the bed and apparently did nothing but think about Saddam, Osama and Cheney. I'm a bit concerned that he'll turn out to be the neighborhood boytoy.




But George! Oh don't think George is completely gone. He's back, and he's a jealous ghost! After the bit of WooHoo between the two Senators, his ghost suddenly started making appearances in the house! He scared the holy HELL out of Edwards twice, and though it seemed initially like he scared Kerry...well...Kerry ended up laughing his simulated ass off at the scowling ghost.


And this is just a random shot.
Poor Kerry came home from his work as a campaign worker so exhausted that he passed out on the CURB!
*facepalm*
I had to step in as God, wake him up, and prod him into bed. Poor guy.



Behold the second coming of Dubya...