But, what's this? George and John have three new neighbors! John Edwards, Cleaned Up Saddam Hussein, and In Disguise Osama bin Laden!
It would seem that George was correct! Osama and Saddam are shacking up together!
Everyone met at the Hussein-bin Laden house for a nice party.

Say hello to the world's favorite pair of Freedom Haters! They live right next door to George Bush, John Kerry and John Edwards!
Saddam seems to have some weird displacement of belly fat, and Osama has cut and dyed his hair and beard as well as taken on the stylings of the locals in an effort to blend in and remain hidden.
Pity he wasn't bright enough to actually change his name.


Such a friendly group. Michael Moore would have a field day.


John E., George, and Saddam discuss either cooking or wholly inappropriate uses for spatulas.


"Goddammit John, stop checking out Saddam!"
"I will as soon as you stop gawking at bin Laden's ass! Don't think I don't see that green + above your head George!"
"...We'll talk about this LATER John..."


"Oh second thought John, I think you're right. That Saddam is a nice hunk of meat. Rawr!"


Osama eventually got bored listening to the four younger men chatter on and invited everyone up to the roof for some hot dogs and time in the hot tub. Electing instead to lounge on the couch watching cooking shows, the four others nattered away like clucking hens in the hot tub.
Saddam in a green speedo is something I hope never to see again.


"I cannot believe I'm sitting in a hot tub with Saddam Hussein! GRODY!!"


"Dammit John, you're such a wussy peacenik. Just can the crap, you can't reason with madmen like Saddam!"
Saddam just rolls his eyes, "Sure John. Peace. Yeah. Great."
John Edwards seems to be listening to John Kerry very intently.


"But I have a plan, George, as evidenced by this road sign!"


The night continued smoothly, well past midnight, our two Evildoers finally had to bid their guests farewell as they were nearly ready to pass out on the spot. Sending the three infidels Americans on their way, Saddam and Osama headed up to bed (separate beds, thank you!) to plot more evil for another day.
Saddam's plans for tomorrow include inviting random strangers into the house to drown them in the pool, or starve them to death in tiny walled off rooms.
Osama, as he usually is, is the mastermind behind Saddam's dastardly plots.


Trouble in paradise...