When we last visited our two candidates, things were going fairly well.
John seemed to grow more forgiving of George's innate clumisness and penchant for starting fires while trying to cook.
The two became fast friends, much to my irritation.
"But hey," I thought, "Is it so bad if they're friendly with each other?"

The answer was a resounding "YES!! OH MY CHRIST YES!!!!"

Keep in mind that I let the AI in the game do all of the work here...

"Well, good morning Mr. President. I trust you slept well? As you can see by the smug look on my face, I certainly did!"


"Aww, being the president must be stressful work. Here, allow me to give you a backrub..."


...and from here on out it just gets...disturbing. I stepped in to play God. I tried to make them fight, but they wouldn't! They kept making up immediately afterwards! I've moved an Edwards Sim in down the street. We'll see if this gets any more horrifying with his addition to the neighborhood.















Oh look! New neighbors!